Get a top dollar copywriter on a rate that sounds like your local bar on happy hour.
This is not a Copywriting Ad. This is a clarion call to your business.
Universe has brought us here on a chance encounter, in your hunt for a battle-ready copywriter.
You see, we’re both hunters, you hunt for best value and I hunt for high performance copy.
Just bear with me as a I reveal to you my persuasion excellence™ method.
You want your business to click with your core customers like 2 peas in a pod,
Without assaulting your bank balance.
Someone who has scary knowledge on the psychology of sales in today’s attention hungry e-commerce,
Someone who can step into the minds of your customers and live in their head rent free,
And a writing supremacy that might just wake Shakespeare up,
You see, when I begin to write, I become water…
Fluid in my movement, clear in my ideas, flowing from one fountain to the next to find your unicorn!
And I don’t stop until I come back with 10 of them.
If there’s words to be written, I will write for you like the 10 commandments, carved in stone with crushing accuracy.
Got my toes dipped in pop cultures and hands full with news and social media,
As I finish collecting top secret intel from the minds of your customers and competitors,
I begin to draw my weapon, the keyboard.
With every stroke, I hunt with animal aggression to achieve a copy that will connect, engage and convert browsers into buyers,
And a conversion rate that sounds like the clink of two champagne glass.
Suffice to say, your search for big brand copy at small store prices ends here.